It’s true. I heard that I could customize my new card from Wells Fargo, so I figured I would use my personal logo; the one in this website’s favicon with the big orange sun and the bright little blue planet.

I got an email at 3 A.M (I am hoping for their sake though that it was a better hour where they were) saying my image has been rejected.

I went down the list. Offensive, no. Obviously, having created the image myself, I own the rights. No dead animals. Not a flag. Not political or religious (discounting a few odd blue-planet sects here and there, but that was not why I made the planet blue), not representing money.

This leaves only one possibility. Wells Fargo hates planets.