A Projection on Paper… what is this I don’t even

02:54:21 [Jaxxen] why does leveling suck so bad? D:
02:45:33 [Zadck] well
02:54:40 [Zadck] it has to do with your mother, Jaxxen
02:54:50 [Jaxxen] Go on…
02:54:48 [Zadck] it’s a long story filled with dark secrets and untold mystery
02:55:14 [Zadck] it all started when your mother, Beth, met a man named Issac.
02:55:48 [Zadck] What was that? Your mother’s name is not Beth? Of course not, because she changed her name, but I’ll get to that.
02:56:04 [Jaxxen] You’re right, she did change her name.
02:56:10 [Seksibelf] story time with zadck
02:56:12 [Seksibelf] /popcorn
02:56:21 [Zadck] You see, Beth and Issac started a small game company by the name of Level Up Entertainment.
02:56:41 [Zadck] They specialized in making games that had no level cap.
02:56:55 [Zadck] Thus, you started at level 1, and went until you got bored.
02:57:07 [Jaxxen] i.e. lvl 2?
2:57:58 [Zadck] Level two, sometimes longer so you could top the online ranking board. Super genius and infamous axe-murderer of games, Bobby Kotak, had one of his three eyes on Level Up Entertainment.
2:58:23 [Jaxxen] Fascinating! What happened next?
2:58:39 [Zadck] He thought that their model of endless hours of questing and grinding was exactly what his MMO he recently bought needed, so he bought them out.
2:59:34 [Zadck] He then incorporated this mindless leveling process of collecting 12 of something and killing 8 of something into WoW.
3:00:10 [Zadck] Out of shame for what she had done in selling out, your mother, Beth, broke up with Issac in a rage that nearly cost him his left leg, then changed her name.
3:01:08 [Jaxxen] what did she change her name to?
3:01:52 [Zadck] That is a secret that you yourself do not and will never know, for if she reveals her true identity, hordes of angry nerds like yourself who hate the leveling process would seek to bring about her end.
03:02:08 [Seksibelf] zadck
03:02:11 [Zadck] yes?
03:02:12 [Seksibelf] I love you
03:02:14 [Seksibelf] just saying
03:02:16 [Zadck] ty
03:02:29 [Jaxxen] That was an invigorating and enthralling tale.
03:02:34 [Zadck] Indeed.
03:02:53 [Jaxxen] 1 question though.
03:03:23 [Jaxen] If Bobby Kotak bought them out, how is it Beth’s fault?
03:04:05 [Zadck] Because she sold out, and with Issac she invented the system in the first place.
03:05:19 [Zadck] It came from her twisted, dark mind that found repetitive tasks accompanied by quest text no one but RPers read to be fun.